Welcome to the home of Khaki Macaque, a completely different mischievous little monkey than that other copyrighted one, and his thrilling web-based adventures, as he travels wildly all over the US, committing horrific crimes against humanity.

Short Form Rules

Generally, you may either commit an atrocity where you are, or flee to a random adjacent state. The more crimes you commit in a single state, though, the more likely you are to get nabbed by the cops (ACAB applies). Fleeing to another state might save you some hassle, but you might ditch into a state where you are already a wanted monkey.

There may be other options offered, so keep an eye on your controls!

1 to 5 players may play. Fight over who goes first.
Each player writes their name next to their chosen monkey.
Leave the other monkeys blank.
When you're ready, click [Begin the game!]

 Player 1 name:
 Player 2 name:
 Player 3 name:
 Player 4 name:
 Player 5 name: